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"we are not in the habit of discussing
devious sexual habits."
I am afraid that your request for information has caused a
diplomatic furore in our country. It is election day, no-one wants our
gold anymore, and you decadent Europeans are more worried about your own
nipples than the emerging social democracies of the world. Our esteemed
fiscal adviser said, and I quote, "we are not in the habit of discussing
devious sexual habits such as 'pegging our nipples' to anything, let
alone to the major currencies of the world. Who knows who has handled
currency before it reaches you. THe last thing one wants to do is put it
in contact with one's intimate body parts". Unfortunately we tried to
update our esteemed F.A re your currency situation (and the global trade
in Marlboro units which has replaced the ECU) but he fell into a drunken
stupor and couldn'tbe revived. We strongly advise that you respect our
public holidays and go offline to avoid such incidents in the future. |
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