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NTM 1du 11 may 1999 (morning edition)
GALASNOST SPECIAL:
Secret Meeting Intercepted by LIZBEK Intelligence.
Princess's links to known corporate spy ring, touting "filthy"
material, and love interest of Marilyn Manson revealed.
By Jupp, Lizbek's Leading Crackhead
You have just entered the secret conference room " m0n0sp4c3 Chat37."
m0n0sp4c3
lizbek99
ROZES007
lizbek99 has entered the secret conference room. ROZES007 has stealthily entered the secret conference room.
m0n0sp4c3: there ya go
ROZES007 : Well that's easier. Single window.
lizbek99 : very clever - which button did you push?
lizbek99: now what?
ROZES007: Orgy!
m0n0sp4c3: Now we can make each other's life miserable
lizbek99: great hee hee
ROZES007: like driving a car.
lizbek99: I can't do that; that's annoying
m0n0sp4c3: You can always do that
lizbek99: how?
ROZES007: Wanna hear my idea for a Disney Film?
m0n0sp4c3: Yes
m0n0sp4c3: I *love* Michael
ROZES007: But do you know him?
m0n0sp4c3: That's irrelevantt
lizbek99: spelling
m0n0sp4c3: I don't know Marilyn Manson but I still love him
m0n0sp4c3: Sorry
lizbek99: who to
ROZES007: Is she in love with you?
m0n0sp4c3: What planet are you guys on??
ROZES007: Your sister's boyfriend's planet.
m0n0sp4c3: Marilyn Manson
m0n0sp4c3: You know he's to blame for the high school shootings here last
week right?
ROZES007: Okay. Here's the idea. A film about Mickey Mouse. Good start,
no?
m0n0sp4c3: Mickey who???
lizbek99: what's the plot?
lizbek99: who's the leading lady
m0n0sp4c3: I'm still listening to Jimmy Somerville
ROZES007: I was pilgrim 4279052 at the Marilyn Manson site.
lizbek99: I've got cha cha cha
m0n0sp4c3: What's your earth location Mr Rose?
ROZES007: Okay, the plot. Mickey takes a trip around the world, brings
his friends Minnie, Pluto, Donald (and his nephews) and his first
stop is Cuba. Get it?
lizbek99: you mean his gps?
m0n0sp4c3: Cigars!
lizbek99: no explain
ROZES007: Paris. Down the street from The Princess. I live in a guard
house with my gold fish and occasionally bake pies.
m0n0sp4c3: gold fish pie? yum!
ROZES007: Alright. Mickey plays a little ball in a sandlot, smokes a couple
of cigars, drinks some rum, Donald gets laid and Pluto learns
spanish. They meet Fidel and end the conflict between him and
the US. Cool. Then off to Panama to check out the Canal.
ROZES007: there's much more.
m0n0sp4c3: sounds like a sequel
ROZES007: that's exactly it! You got it! It begins with the sequel so
we can go back to the first part in the second film. Kids will
love it!
lizbek99: popcorn
lizbek99: this kid loves it`
m0n0sp4c3: Hmmm. I think the "getting laid" part is gonna piss some folks
off here in the US
m0n0sp4c3: it's better if it's about guns and extreme violence
ROZES007: Alright princess write me up the scene in the Cambodian jungles
when they visit the old temple and run into Pol Pot.
m0n0sp4c3: Pol has pot?
ROZES007: That'll sell sodas.
m0n0sp4c3: Got his #??
ROZES007: yeah. polpot.net
m0n0sp4c3: kewl
lizbek99: They get into a terrible storm off Panama and drift
ROZES007: Look you really should listen to Joe frank.http://www.kcrw.org
lizbek99: and drift and drift for days and days and days
ROZES007: try years.
lizbek99: what's kewl?
m0n0sp4c3: pronounce it
lizbek99: I come from Kew
lizbek99: not Brooklyn
m0n0sp4c3: Kew? what's that?
ROZES007: kew garden
lizbek99: hence
lizbek99: thta's it
m0n0sp4c3: spelling!
ROZES007: sepllngi!
lizbek99: which spelling might you have been oindicating
lizbek99: (laughing)
ROZES007: The best scene is when Mickey & Co check into the Bogota Hilton
and Pluto gets gunned down by drug dealers.
m0n0sp4c3: looking up "to oindicate" on m-w.com
m0n0sp4c3: "No Entry"
lizbek99: that should please the Americans
ROZES007: Not to say the Lizbeks.
lizbek99: hence is Dutch
lizbek99: just like Herr Stigter
m0n0sp4c3: Yeah but I'm still left in the dark
lizbek99: About...
m0n0sp4c3: hey what sup! you're giving away my darkest secrets! Ijat.
ROZES007: Ijat
ROZES007: ljat. That's the name of the guy who guns down Pluto. So they
rush to the hospital and give Pluto pharmaceutical coke.
m0n0sp4c3: outch!!!
m0n0sp4c3: I prefer Peruvian
ROZES007: And for the rest of the film he's stoned....
lizbek99: maphew!
ROZES007: In Peru they visit Tierra del Fuego....
lizbek99: Does he take out his reefcaster there...
ROZES007: okay
lizbek99 I'll watch my plot .
lizbek99: or what ever that white guitar is called
m0n0sp4c3: did somebody say reefer?
lizbek99: listen to crackhead over here
ROZES007: Then they all meet in a detox center in Tahitti.
lizbek99: $ (Nipples!)
m0n0sp4c3: please update the galasnost accordingly
ROZES007: with pictures!
m0n0sp4c3: I'm afraid she will
lizbek99: which ones?
ROZES007: For pictures use that last issue of Hustler. Do it now so there'll
be a morning edition.
lizbek99: Right
m0n0sp4c3: I have the 35MB monospace MPEG online
lizbek99: Great
lizbek99: which one would that be
m0n0sp4c3: but I'm clothed....add some Honcho too!
lizbek99: what is honcho?
m0n0sp4c3: a gay porn mag
m0n0sp4c3: they are really nice guys
lizbek99: is that your ding dong mag again?
m0n0sp4c3: no
m0n0sp4c3: although some of are photographers are regularly featured in
Honcho
m0n0sp4c3: just adds to the cachet
lizbek99: shall we trash this chat now?
m0n0sp4c3: hit the close box. Don't leave any incriminating evidence about!
To be continued...... |
