• Appointment

    Kareem Bibi has been named Chief Pilot of Air Lizbekistan et Directeur de SPL:
    Syndicat de Pilots de Lizbekistan with a "work permit in Lizbekistan for a period of 2 years."

    Son salaire de départ sera en fonction de son salaire d'arrivée.
    An appropriate remuneration package, with absolutely no relation
    to the importance of this appointment and the calibre of the person sought
    has been negotiated to our advantage.


    Monsieur Bibi when interviewed about his appointment said
    "thank you again, Au service de sa Majestee,toujours".

    ... FINANCIERS sacked during crisis!
    TWO MINISTERS SACKED, ONE TRANSFERRED!

    Dernier Ministre : Eric Kraus ®SACKED
    - has done nothing - sent back to Societé Génèrale France? Moscow?

    (only came to one Conseil d'état et still wanted to be Ministre de la Poste, de la basse Technology et du Finance :-v) Addendum : Position in great peril due to unconstitutional behaviour 28 - 10 - 1996 : non-recognition de la princesse dans un lieu publique. (Dépouillement des biens, banissement etc; seemed to fit the bill).

    Ministre des Finances am : Daniel Gras N® SACKED
    - promised everything has done nothing - sent back to SODETEG France

    Ministre des Finances pm : Emmanuel Bourgogne ® - TRANSFERRED
    to cocktail task force where he's doing much better.

    Nota Bene: (Position) ® - ratifié N® - non ratifié

    Subject: note de protestation
    Date: Tue, 01 Sep 1998 05:18:07 PDT
    From: "Dan Dionisie" <dan_dionisie@hotmail.com>
    To: embassy@lizbekistan.com

    You Lizbek ambassador!!

    Un incident inadmissible just happened at the border
    of your country avec une de nos proprietes bien cachees.
    Si c'est une provocation, just let us know!
    Sinon, never mind...
    Your so-called princess has been seen cueillir des champignons
    dans une zone de protection militaire&strategique of our
    single-handed double-eyed rapid reaction force.
    Sommee de loin ainsi que de pres, elle a choisi de riposter en souriant
    dans un mauvais anglais. Then she just creusa a hole in the ground
    and disappeared without notice.
    All nos troupes are in maximum alert. The tension is unbearable.
    J'ai la main qui tremble sur le nuclear button total anihilation
    preconisee without immediate appology and bien courtoise
    attitude a l'avenir.
    Let us be friends!
    make your choice now or never.
    Offre definitive.

    Tough Guy and his Band on the Run.