Son salaire de départ sera en fonction de son salaire d'arrivée.
An appropriate remuneration package, with absolutely no relation
to the importance of this appointment and the calibre of the person sought
has been negotiated to our advantage.

Monsieur Bibi when interviewed about his appointment said
"thank you again, Au service de sa Majestee,toujours".

... FINANCIERS sacked during crisis!
TWO MINISTERS SACKED, ONE TRANSFERRED!

Dernier Ministre : Eric Kraus ®SACKED
- has done nothing - sent back to Societé Génèrale France? Moscow?

(only came to one Conseil d'état et still wanted to be Ministre de la Poste, de la basse Technology et du Finance :-v) Addendum : Position in great peril due to unconstitutional behaviour 28 - 10 - 1996 : non-recognition de la princesse dans un lieu publique. (Dépouillement des biens, banissement etc; seemed to fit the bill).

Ministre des Finances am : Daniel Gras N® SACKED
- promised everything has done nothing - sent back to SODETEG France

Ministre des Finances pm : Emmanuel Bourgogne ® - TRANSFERRED
to cocktail task force where he's doing much better.

Nota Bene: (Position) ® - ratifié N® - non ratifié

Subject: note de protestation
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 1998 05:18:07 PDT
From: "Dan Dionisie" <dan_dionisie@hotmail.com>
To: embassy@lizbekistan.com

You Lizbek ambassador!!

Un incident inadmissible just happened at the border
of your country avec une de nos proprietes bien cachees.
Si c'est une provocation, just let us know!
Sinon, never mind...
Your so-called princess has been seen cueillir des champignons
dans une zone de protection militaire&strategique of our
single-handed double-eyed rapid reaction force.
Sommee de loin ainsi que de pres, elle a choisi de riposter en souriant
dans un mauvais anglais. Then she just creusa a hole in the ground
and disappeared without notice.
All nos troupes are in maximum alert. The tension is unbearable.
J'ai la main qui tremble sur le nuclear button total anihilation
preconisee without immediate appology and bien courtoise
attitude a l'avenir.
Let us be friends!
make your choice now or never.
Offre definitive.