A letter from depraved dignitary, Arnold BARKUS (Chief, Female Body Inspection)

.	.	.	.	.	.	.	.	.	.	Call me old fashioned. And let it be known that, as chief of the F.B.I., I'll be cracking down on web sighted females seen in public...	.
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webbed feet
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.	.	.	.	.	.	.	.	.	.	.	Dear Majesty, What is all this huff about webbed sight? I've heard of webbed feet. A tried and true excuse for being exempt from military service. But webbed sight? Why would anyone pay to have the wool pulled over their eyes? No siree, not me...I'll have none of it. Call me old fashioned. And let it be known that, as chief of the F.B.I., I'll be cracking down on web sighted females seen in public...Don't think I won't. I'm a firm believer in "seen" and "be seen". I wouldn't want any wife of mine having her sight webbed, any more than I would want her to have her lips collagened or her face lifted. None of that new fangled stuff.I strongly advise that measures be taken immediately to curtail this phenomenon. Best regards, your most depraved dignitary, Arnold BARKUS (Chief, Female Body Inspection) P.S. Just for good measure: what is the address? barkbyte@compuserve.com
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