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LEGAL PROCEEDINGS TO BE ISSUED AGAINST THE STATE OF LIZBEKISTAN

  • i have been scratched from the list of boys. (check current boys stats - see the primary movers)

  • this has damaged my professional reputation, general standing in the community and image beyond repair.

  • i feel dented and worthless. a shell of my former self, no more.

  • where once i could strike like a hot iron, i now have the force of a warm pine cone.

  • why, i was having a drink just last night and offered same to a glamorous and charming girl nearby. "no list, no drink baby" she scoffed. she went back to her group of friends and they laughed a gentle laugh in my direction. gentle but nasty. they knew alright.

  • unless i am replaced immediately i intend to issue a writ seeking damages against lizbekistan which will undoubtedly force it into insolvency.

  • i suggest that this threat of legal proceedings be brought to the notice of all citizens and ministers of your state.

  • it should also be brought to the attention of your insurers.

  • albert and alberta are inconsolable.

    i remain (but only barely),

    former list member,

    former minister for assorted tricks and posts including legal, golf and gambling,

    brother only now,

    matthew
    mstirlig@netspace.net.au

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