with the aid of

Mister Jedediah Alpert Esq...

Minister for Most Important Things : Writer of the Constitution
&
Mister Otto Pfersmann : Ministre de Meta Normes
also writing the constitution

at home........................and....................in the office

One of our most devoted Lizbeks,
he is currently waylaid by the writing of the constitution.
In the meanwhile he reccomends to you the lecture
approfondi
des quatre livres de chevet de tout Lizbek
(These livres were initially chosen for the state trip, made by SARL,
to Latvia pour les moments creux by The Ministre de l'Ortograffe
& de la Syntaxe, but they met with such great success that they have
now become required steps in any citizenship application.)

yes citizenship practice is the key
for any would be Lizbeks

et la lecture du

Little Red Book



Latvia Today



Uzbekistan
The Road of Independence and Progress



&



War and Peace
by Leo Tolstoy
Citoyen d'Honneur Lizbek à Titre Posthume


is felt to greatly enhance the understanding of Lizbekistan today






these books are (commonly available)
as you have probably noticed in some of
the outlying regions...


















but if you can't get a hold of them
please do let us know